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How do I achieve thick, straight, and shiny hair? Right now my hair is very dry, dead, poofy, fine, and a yucky mix between wavy and straight. How do I add volume and make my hair more straight?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 12:04

How do I achieve thick, straight, and shiny hair? Right now my hair is very dry, dead, poofy, fine, and a yucky mix between wavy and straight. How do I add volume and make my hair more straight?

How do you claim to have ‘poofy’ hair and yet still wish to add volume?

It you answered ‘curly’ to question #1

2 things:

Could humans be selectively bred, like dogs, to create 2 subspecies that can no longer have offspring? Do I not understand selective breeding properly? Im not worried about the moral implications, just the science please.

You. Have. Curly. Hair.

If you answered ‘dry’ to question #2 this is why your hair looks the way you describe it.

Stop brushing your hair dry and treat it the way curly hair needs to be treated, with moisture, cool water, dignity and respect.

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When do you detangle/brush it?

OK, 3 things

what does your hair look like after you wash it?

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Then, you can go about finding ways to straighten it, otherwise, you'll just hate that too

#3 was really rhetorical. You can't hate what your hair is and simultaneously wish for it to be moreso.